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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 14:38

Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Why do people ask stupid questions on Quora when they instead could ask ChatGPT?
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Then came..
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Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
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