What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 14:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

So they tried

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Why do people ask stupid questions on Quora when they instead could ask ChatGPT?

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Then came..

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Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

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